Mad Drivers…

I pull out of my subdivision this morning and a couple of miles down the road I notice this white For Expedition tailgaiting me.  Not only is it tailgating, at redlights it barrels up behind me stopping at the last second, inched from my bumper.  I look in the mirror and it is a woman putting on makeup.  I start leaving extra space between me and the car infront of me so i have room to manuever out of her way if she does not see us stopping at the next light.  I try to tap my brake to let her know I’d really like for her to back off a bit.  She continues to put on make up, charge ahead at full speed and stop just barely misisng my bumper.  As we come up to another major intersection, she keeps edgin up closer and closer to me.  I am about ready to get out and go look at the ditance between our bumpers when she suddenly cuts right and goes into the gas station on the corner.  I think that she must really need her coffee, but I am wrong.  She flies through the parking lot, still adjusting makeup and hair and goes out the other side avoiding the traffic light and the line of traffic waiting to turn.  That woman will kill someone one day and we will hear all kinds of stories about what a great person she is, how she never does anything wrong, and how she is such a devoted mother… 

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